I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with messages for useless products. How do I stop all this junk mail? It's pushing me over the edge.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will stop.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even want. I've attempted to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- This has gone too far.
- Get a clue.
- I'm reporting your ass to the authorities.
Shut Down This Junk You Jerks
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a nothing. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as read more a threat.
- Get lost
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your spammy emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your last chance to shape up. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? You better believe it.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails
You think you're so slick, sending out your junk to every stupid person you can find. But guess what, moron? I have no time for your lies. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Get Lost With Your Stupid Emails
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.